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Those true fans out there remember Shenae Grimes when she was virginal, lovable Darcy on Degrassi: The Next Generation. Of course, now that she's landed in the most famous zip code ever, she's making the cover of US Weekly for ...guess what?... needing a milkshake! How about a vanilla milkshake for the girl that once took "really slutty" pictures with promiscuous Manny and let sleazy Peter put them on the internet?

I can't wait to not eat again

Don't be fooled by Miley Cyrus's round, innocent 15 year-old face. This girl needs a milkshake, BAD. Don't worry, Miley, I think they sell milkshakes at Disneyland.

They tried to make me drink a milkshake...

But she said no, no, no.

We wonder if Amy Winehouse would drink a milkshake if we mixed some crack in it?

Style A to Zoe: the Art of Needing a Milkshake

Maybe Rachel Zoe spends too much money on clothes to afford a milkshake. If so, we recommend a 99cent Frosty from Wendy's.

Anorexic Actually

This one might be a little cliche, but we here at DrinkAMilkshake can't stand looking at this skinny bitch any longer. We recommend a strawberry milkshake for you, Keira Knightley.

This bitch needs to drink a fucking milkshake!

Hello and welcome to DrinkAMilkshake.blogspot.com! This is a showcase of anyone we decide is in desperate need of a goddamn milkshake. For example, our first skinny bitch (and the inspiration for our blog) is Jennifer Carpenter, aka "Debra Morgan" on Dexter. On the show, she has your typical case of exercise bulimia. As her co-workers like to put it, she's "really in shape."




Bitch, drink a milkshake.